One of the internet memes floating around is to give the first ten results from googling your name + “needs”.
- Richard needs to go to beauty school.
- Hunky Richard needs your votes.
- Richard needs surgery.
- Richard needs fixing.
- Richard needs a Jew.
- Richard needs a nick name.
- Richard needs help.
- Richard needs motivation.
- Richard needs logos.
- Richard needs TLC.
Bonus:
- Richard needs goats.
- Richard Feynman needs his orange juice.
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